Friday, September 23, 2005

"How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say."

1-Never wake up a man who is 8 hours AHEAD of your time zone on a school night.
It is far too easy for them to call you at just the right times through the night, to prevent a good nights sleep.

Too easy for them to call you three times to be more precise.

2-Never trust a man who spouts poetry
It'll just mislead you into a false sense of sweetness.

And finally,

3-Never try and get sympathy from a roommate who thinks such activities are entertaining.
You'll only end up sleepy AND grumpy.


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