Thursday, March 16, 2006

"No man is ever old enough to know better."

Michael: I brought you a magazine with that old man you like in it.

Me: Woo Hoo! Is it about Harry Potter?

Michael: He's not in Harry Potter!

Me: oh....NOT Alan Rickman?



Michael: No-is he old?

Me: Oh Yeah-he just turned 60.

Michael: No it's not him-it's the other old guy.

Me: Ian McShane?



Michael: Who the fuck is that?

Me: He's on Deadwood.

Michael: How old is he?

Me: umm I think 62 or 63.

Michael: No. It's not him....... 63!?!?........ Anyway. He was in a movie with that woman who fucks Warren Beaty.

Me: *blank stare*

Michael: YOU know! She tried to kill that gimp in The Usual Suspects and there were roses!

Me: I have no idea what you are you talking about.

Michael: Annette Benning!

Me: OH! Jeremy Irons! Oh yes please!



Michael: How old is he?

Me: 58? 57?

Michael: Oh My GOD! You're an OLDLITA!!!!

Me: I'm ignoring you.

Michael: Whatever Bitch! You're just mad you can't turn down MY hearing aid!

1 Comments:

Blogger wonderful-electric.co.uk said...

since when was there a major female role in The Usual Suspects? ;)

3/17/2006  

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